News @ 5
*cue "Two Step" by DMB*
Herman: And welcome back to the News @ 5. Getting off to a great start this season, the Seattle Wardrivers Drum and Bugle Corps scored a 68.80 at their first competition of the season in Fullerton, CA. Let's go to Sheryl, who's with the Wardrivers directors IP and Mac. Sheryl...
Sheryl: Thanks Herman. As you can see, the staff bus driver is refusing to stop the bus, so we're having to do this interview while on the move. We're going about...85mph right now. Just minutes before George, the staff bus driver, had that sucker going about 100! HAHA! *sigh* Anyways, IP, how do you think your corps performed for its first show?
IP: 01001001 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01101011 00100000 01110111 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100100 00100000 01110111 01100101 01101100 01101100 00101110 00100000 00100000 01010111 01100101 00100000 01110011 01100011 01101111 01110010 01100101 01100100 00100000 01100001 00100000 00110110 00111000 00101110 00111000 00110000 00101100 00100000 01100110 01100001 01110010 00100000 01100010 01100101 01110100 01110100 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100001 01101110 01111001 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01100101 01111000 01110000 01100101 01100011 01110100 01100001 01110100 01101001 01101111 01101110 01110011 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01100110 01101001 01110010 01110011 01110100 00100000 01110011 01101000 01101111 01110111 00101110 00100000 00100000 01010111 01100101 00100111 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110110 01100101 01110010 01111001 00100000 01100101 01111000 01100011 01101001 01110100 01100101 01100100 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01100101 01100001 01110011 01101111 01101110 00101110
Sheryl: ...aaalrighty, care to put that into english?
IP: 01101110 01101111
Sheryl: I'll take that as a no. Mac, do you have anything to add?
IP: Erm, you're not gonna get an answer from him...
Sheryl: Why not?
IP: Because he doesn't understand you. I can translate for you though...
Sheryl: oh..well that's ok, we're about out of time. HAHA! *sigh* Back to you Herman.
Herman: In biotechnology, scientists have created a "sex change pill!"