The Polka Bears are proud to present their 2006 show...

"Eyes of a Ranger"
Featuring music inspired by Walker, Texas Ranger and written by Chuck Norris himself.

Eyes of a Ranger - The opening theme from Walker
Chuck Norris Tears - A ballad so beautiful you would think it could cure cancer
Roundhouse Kick - Percussion feature and closer that features the fury and speed of a roundhouse kick

More to come...

Please don't joke about cancer, my cat died of kitty luekemia last month. It still hurts...........

Someone needs to read up on their chuck norris facts.

Breaking News!
The Polka Bears have been moved up to Division 3!

Reports are coming in that corps have disappeared from the DLO Fantasy League. Official say that the Polka Bear's lengthy and repeateds practices of the Check Norris Signature Roundhouse Kick have caused a warp in the space-time continuum causing these corps to simply vanish!