That's right sucka!

HURRICANE BLOWING HAPPY CAMPERS AWAY
Campers simply beginning to admit that "It's Hurricane season"

Hurricane would just like to rub it in the director of the Happy Campers' face that he has not yet medalled, and as of today, Hurricane has ALL gold medals.

Reporters asked kids from the Happy Campers to comment, but most were too busy having their own conversations. In blue. I mean, they were having their own blue conversations because they are so sad that Hurricane is absolutely blowing them away. All one of them would say was, "It's Hurricane season, I guess." The ones that weren't too depressed or lethargic to answer questions simply ignored us, as they were too busy playing grab-@ss.

Allegedly, there has been documented video footage of the corps director of Hurricane approaching the corps director of The Happy Campers, taking a pair of tenor mallets, and running her fingers through them, saying, "Have a good run-through!" Analysts are uncertain as to the meaning of this and whether or not it was in a mocking manner. Many speculate that later, off camera, The Happy Campers' director had just one finger for Hurricane's... The source of this footage is unknown, but can be purchased off of some unknown marching percussion website.

Experts say that it is quite possible that The Happy Campers' director had something to do with the performance, hence Hurricane's director mocking him (or so it looks). These experts also have determine that whatever this performance was, it may have scored a bit higher if one of the performer's tenor mallets didn't get caught right before the tenor feature which screwed up his entrance, or if he did the fakes better and didn't come in on the snares' impact instead of the tenor impact... (J/k man I still love... whoever that performer was... he could kick my butt in chops... )

Hurricane, however, does have a sympathetic side and would like to offer The Happy Campers' director a shoulder to cry on, a Kleenex for his tears, and a "Hey, when you're coming from rock bottom, the only way to go is up..."

You're 15th after prelims? De ja vu all over again...