That's right! The Seattle Wardrivers will be participating in this years events.

Home show: Hacking Across the Northwest in Tri Cities, WA.

I've heard rumors that the Seattle Wardrivers are interested in upgrading their headquarters.

Rumor says they are looking into this property.

Can you confirm this?

The corps will be moving into a new headquarters, but as of right now I'm unable to reveal it's location. Oh ok, you talked me into it. Yes, we were recently able to purchase this used missle silo with the money we've made from our recently successful phishing scaaaaa....

In other news, a few of our members, led by snare captain Joshua Falken, have created a super computer they call Big Mac. What Big Mac does is perform shows against itself over and over again. It takes every song ever written, composes every possible music peice, and plays that over every possible drill peice. We're guarunteed to find the perfect show this way, ensuring we take gold this year.

Man, Wopr must be feeling neglected. Do you still plan on using Wopr for competitive strategizing?

We still possess Wopr, but it is currently down for maintanence. A few of its parts went hay-wire a few months back, so Joshua is talking with one of his fathers long-time friends, Dr. Emmett Brown, to help obtain these parts that are no longer in production.

I thought Dr. Brown was in 1885.

I don't know this movie you speak of. Dr. Brown is a scientist, yes, but no actor. If he was an actor, I'd think the director would probably want him to fix his hair. Everytime I see him drop off his son for camps, it looks as if he's been up for days, running from terrorists or something.

Journal entry of a drummer:

7/21/06
It's been a couple weeks since I've written in this thing. So I guess I better catch up. Let's see...like I said before, we started off the season really well. Then, we sorta like hit this rut. We haven't won a metal in our like...last 4 or 5 shows. It's kinda depressing. We didn't even win our home show! OUR HOME SHOW! A few of us are currently recoding Big Mac. I think we missed a period somewhere or somethin.

Aside from the shows though, we're totally hackin some wireless across America. teh_0n3 hacked us this 1337 app that like totally 0wnz. We pretty much have free wireless all the time, ya know? So yeah, we aren't able to 0wn in this DLOFDC yet because Big Mac is bugged, but we're totally 0wning n00bs in wireless.

-h34d$h0t

3v3ry0n3 |{n0wz j00 rµn ƒ4$73r w17h 4 |{n1ƒ3!

LOL Have you seen that episode of Pure Pwnage? lmao fps_doug 0wnz!

"Anxiously awaiting for WOPR and Big Mac to finish preparing the perfect show, making up music and drill for an entire summer, they've finally finished computing. We've arranged for all our members to be jacked in to learn the new show later this afternoon. We're very excited for the outcome. It turns out, all Big Mac needed was a kick to its flux capacitor!"
- {SWD}j00_$uCK, Staff Member

"It's gonna be like BOOM! HEADSHOT! WRR! BOOM! HEADSHOT! Scandals! BOOOOOOOM! HEEEAADSHOT! Yogiboo!!!"
- h43d$h0t, Tenor Captain

Is it true that Johnathan "Fatal1ty" Wendel was heavily consulted for designing the Big Mac?

Boom headshot HR....? Nope.

No, that n00b turned down our offer. Said he had some 1337 gamer tournament to compete in and stuff, and that he didn't have time to play around with a bunch of n00bs. But we showed him who was n00b. We challenged him and his n00b clan to a game of CS Source and totally 0wn3d like, 10 million to none. It was like oh, you like that, yeah, you like that don't you...

*cue teh n00b song*

Boom headshot HR, gotta go!