Hey! Who's been deleting my defensive posts?! And the incorrect pluralizations that you had?! WTF?!?!?!

This just in:
DLO is conspiring against Hurricane Drum and Bugle Corps. Hurricane is currently deciding whether or not to file a lawsuit. See corps thread for more details.

EDIT: Are you aware that the director of Pineapple Monkey's name is "Assassassin"? Given how people spell, and given that there is a small furry mammal's name in the name of the corps, I think you may have the owner of your attempted murderer right there...

OK, Hurricanes are going to love this breaking news story:
"After my personal investigation into the assassination, I have discovered that the assassin was NOT the feline member of the Hurricanes, but a crazed lunatic cat, who claimed he did what he did because 'I was a communist'. We have discovered his name, which is none other than JOSEPH MCCARTHY!! AHHHH!! RED SCARE 2!!!!!" - Mr.Painless, corps director of the Motor City Cadets drum and bugle corps.

Sorry, but I just got done with AP history lol.

Haha, well I'm glad we cleared this whole assassination thing up lol. You're gonna need as little stress as possible to help your corps finish 2nd to me!! HAH!! :P

This just in... Puss in Boots' sidekick, Cat-toni, was apprehended by police earlier today...

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That furry little I-talian...
I knew that McCarthy had allies in the Mob!

After detectives got Cat-toni to talk, we got a warrant for the arrest of one of the higher ranking members of this underground gang of felines, Al Catone.

When Catone got the knock on the door from detectives, he got spooked and barricaded himself in a bedroom with a gun. We were able to grab this picture using the security system on the premise.



Negotiations continue...

Damn, we're nailing these guys. Give me posted on the negotiations.

Update from the last camp:
"Everyone is doing very well with learning music and drill, especially the Battery, and even more so the snare drummers, all of whose egos are through the roof.
More later."

Staff update: I've decided that Tim Jackson had too much to handle being dozens of different staff members at once. We have, in turn, hired a new percussion instructor, who also teaches Mr.Painless's high school drumline: MR. RICH HOGAN!