uh oh, looks like the center snares are steppin' against each other.
I sense a brawl brewin'.
Someone call in reinforcements.
Who has Nick Cannon's number? He can deal with this.
Oh man! The blue guys gonna get served, the guy in the red is going to a backsticking pattern... ON THE BLUE GUYS DRUM! I think we need that section leader too, and maybe the white guy with his incredible dance and bass skills.
You know, this just isn't safe enough, we need to call in the Jackson 5, The Power-Rangers, Bruce lee, William Hung, Gary Coleman, Vern Troyer, and the Govenator, Just incase some real scrapping goes down.