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The Washington DC Scandals unveil their 2007 program...


The Epic Battle



Ninjas vs. Pirates


Selections to include works of James Horner from the movie Mask of Zorro, Selections from Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack(Klaus Badelt), Selections from the soundtrack of Samurai Fiction (Tomoyasu Hotei), selections from the soundtrack of Mishima (Philip Glass), and of course, music of Mortal Kombat (Some Guy).

So who wins?

or ?
or ?

Stay tuned for more details.

The Scandals would like to thank Captain Morgan Spiced Rum for being a sponsor and supplying us with marrrrrrvelous booty to help run our operations as well as free...swag...for the staff .

We have had early success with 4 first place finishes and a 2nd place finish.

The battle is still being fought and to be quite honest, the staff doesn't even know who will win.

Its just too damn tough to figure out!

A pair of spectators were overheard discussing the show:

Person #1:"I totally hope the ninjas win. they're flippin' sweet."

Person #2: "Ninjas can't win. They're already dead. They died with the Samurai culture when feudalism ended and Japan became a peaceful nation. Pirates have already won. Besides, the Pirates have to win in order for humankind to continue. Have you ever noticed that the number of Pirates in the seas is in direct correlation to the temperature of the Earth...yes, I'm talking about global warming. Person #2 removes a piece of paper and shows it to Person #1

Look at it man... Its a fact. If the ninjas win, we're all going to die very soon."

#1: "Holy crap. I have to root for the pirates now. The ninjas always did kinda get under my skin after they kidnapped the president and Blade and Striker had to go save them in that Bad Dudes game. Remember that? Here, I conveniently printed out the premise of that game. Person 1 shows the paper
"

#2: "Yea, ninjas are the worse. they su---...Person #1 gets a throwing star right to the jugular"

#1: "What the..."


The DC Scandals claim no responsibility for any victims of ninja or pirates.

Kevin, my staff is getting a little burnt out on the whiskey. I have been asked as to the possibility of a whiskey for rum trade...amongst friends of course.

Well, we didn't come out on top, but our battle was of epic proportions nonetheless. Apparently the judges didn't like the way we ended our Finals show. With Zombies winning, our score went down due to conflicting GE. Its unfortunate, but who knows, maybe one of the judges had it out for us...maybe they had a family member who was a pirate and was upset they didn't win. I'm not sure.

Pirates vs. Ninjas.
Will we really ever know the outcome?

Around the rumor mill:

Talk is stirring already. There have been talks that this finish could lead to a similar premise, a sequel, if you will. Zombies vs. Clowns (With a Door)? Could it happen? Who kno---

BRAINS! FEED ME BRAINS!

Zombies vs. Clowns... reminds me of "Killer Klowns from Outer Space"